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Three decades adoring Brian

Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd] People of Jewusalum,
 [Evrybody laughs at his speech impairment]
Pontius Pilate: Wome... is your fwiend!
 [They laugh more]
Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd: Welease Woger!
 [Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, "Welease Woger"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger!
 [Everybody laughs]
Centurion: Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir.
Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'!
 [They all laugh]
Man in crowd: Well what about "Wodewick" then?
 [They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!
 [the crowd laughs some more]
Centurion: Sir, there's no "Wodewick".
Pontius Pilate: Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?
Man in crowd: He's a wobber!
 [they laugh]
Man in crowd: And a wapist!
 [more laughter]
Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket!
 [Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]
Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.